"You know you are a MOM when someone says
they have a stomach ache and you ask if they have pooped lately".
It got me to thinking, what does a Crossfitter say to certain statements that is a bit different than the NON-Crossfitter:
"I Have a Headache"
TRADITIONAL- Take some Advil
CROSSFITTER-You need to drink more water
"My back is killing me"
TRADITIONAL-Take some Advil
CROSSFITTER-Have you rolled it?
"My knee is really sore"
TRADITIONAL-Take some Advil
CROSSFITTER-Do you take Fish Oil?
"I had a great steak last night"
TRADITIONAL-What cut was it?
CROSSFITTER-Was it grass fed?
You are given the compliment: "You look slim"
TRADITIONAL-I've been doing Weight Watchers and/or Jenny Craig
CROSSFITTER-Thanks. I've been Zoning
These are a few of the examples I have come up with. What are yours??
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